Raised in the wild back country of British Columbia, the youngest in a family of 23, Foster knows a thing or two about survival. He dreams of one day owning his own beaver dam along the great Fraser River; the longest river in B.C.

Melvin, brainier than the average moose, is bored with his day to day life in the wild. Water, grass, water, grass, sleep, mating season, grass.... Mel decides to do what no other in the Cervidae Family have ever done; move to the big city.

Meredith inhabits a small apartment room in the city of Vancouver. She is fond of the peaceful and quiet existence she and her pet hamster Fiddlesworth IV have enjoyed for many years. Fiddlesworth might have a different opinion of the matter.

Some people wear shoes. Some people love shoes. Patrick sells shoes. As a young boy, Patrick dreamt of a future in the shoe selling business. And why not? He comes from a fine history of shoe salesmen. Patrick can trace his shoe selling heritage back to the Dark Ages of Europe. As an inheritor of this fine ancestory, Patrick carries a heavy weight. The greatest day of Patrick's life? The day he made the step up from velcro to shoe laces.

A landlord is an intimidating person. And Bradley is no exception. An intense Canuck fan by nature, Bradley is naturally suspicious. Especially when someone says "things will be better this year." This hockey fan can also be quite gullible. Last August, a renter convinced Bradley that all of the mold in his apartment was an experiment in vertical carpeting. He even managed to get some funding from our landlord...

Linus is a special man. And by special, I mean different. In his high school years, Linus dreamt of becoming an actor. And also a dentist, Formula One driver, civil engineer, surgeon, astronaut and physics teacher (to name a few). But fate has landed him in the role of a computer software salesman in a small office, downtown Vancouver. For now...

The cool guys work with Mel at the office. They are cool and they do cool things.